Donkey Kong Bananza

A destructive 3D platformer underground adventure.

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Pros
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Pros: Destructible worlds, creative powers, co-op fun, collectible depth.

Cons: Repetitive pushing, camera quirks, short for some, minor debates.

introduction

Donkey Kong Bananza, released in 2025 by Nintendo, burrows into new territory. Reviewing sections before scoops and Woke Meter.

Story and Characters

DK and young Pauline recover Banandium Gems underground from VoidCo. Heartfelt bonds. 15-25 hours. Charming quest, 9 out of 10.

Gamplay

3D platforming with destruction, transformations, exploration. Co-op twists. Engaging mechanics. Gameplay: 9 out of 10.

Graphics and Sound

Vibrant underground worlds, catchy tunes. Smooth on Switch 2. Graphics and sound: 9 out of 10.

Woke Nonsense Factor

Bananza faced minor woke controversy over Pauline's strong role and anti-capitalist vibes. Some saw DEI in character dynamics. Woke Meter: 20%—low progressive undertones.

Final Verdict

Donkey Kong Bananza smashes expectations with joy and chaos. Flaws like repetition exist, but innovation bananas. Platform fans, ape out. NoobScoops, low meter. 9/10 Scoops – A banana bonanza blast with underground crunches.