Elden Ring

Epic open-world fantasy with challenging soulslike combat.

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Pros
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Pros: Immense freedom, epic encounters, replayability, co-op elements.

Cons: Steep difficulty, vague storytelling, minor rep debates, performance tweaks needed.

introduction

Elden Ring, unleashed in 2022 by FromSoftware, crafts a vast mythical realm. Let's dissect it before my scoops and Woke Meter verdict.

Story and Characters

The Tarnished restores the shattered Elden Ring amid gods and demigods. Cryptic lore unfolds through exploration. 50+ hours with endless secrets. Masterpiece narrative, 10 out of 10.

Gamplay

Intense boss battles, build variety, seamless open world. Co-op summons aid the grind. Punishing yet rewarding. Gameplay: 10 out of 10.

Graphics and Sound

Breathtaking vistas, intricate designs. Atmospheric score heightens tension. Graphics and audio: 10 out of 10.

Woke Nonsense Factor

Elden Ring faced minor woke controversy, with critics claiming it fails Black players on hair options and representation while others mocked lore as too woke. Backlash included localizer complaints. Woke Meter: 10%—barely any progressive pushback.

Final Verdict

Elden Ring redefines adventure with boundless discovery and triumph. Challenges build character—essential for fantasy seekers. NoobScoops crew, low meter shines. 10/10 Scoops – A tarnished treasure trove with rune ripples.