Metroid Dread

Samus' tense 2D exploration on ZDR.

Review Score

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Pros
Cons

Pros: Tight controls, boss challenges, exploration rewards, speedrun appeal.

Cons: High difficulty, short length, controversy whispers, Switch exclusive.

introduction

Metroid Dread, out in 2021 from MercurySteam, revives 2D action with E.M.M.I. pursuits. Dissecting before scoops and Woke Meter.

Story and Characters

Samus probes X parasite signals, facing Chozo warriors. Tense lore. 8-12 hours. Solid narrative, 9 out of 10.

Gamplay

Metroidvania exploration, upgrades, boss fights. Evasive chases. Gameplay: 9 out of 10.

Graphics and Sound

Crisp visuals, atmospheric sound. Smooth on Switch. Graphics and audio: 9 out of 10.

Woke Nonsense Factor

Dread had minor woke controversy, with some tying it to broader Metroid discussions on Samus' gender reveal as progressive. Speculation on non-woke elements in development. Woke Meter: 20%—low progressive vibes.

Final Verdict

Metroid Dread dashes dread with precision. Toughness noted, but hunts thrill. Metroid masters, suit up. NoobScoops, low meter bonus. 9/10 Scoops – A bounty blueberry blast with evasion echoes.