Returnal

Roguelike shooter in alien time loops.

Review Score

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Pros
Cons

Pros: Addictive loops, boss fights, story depth, co-op DLC.

Cons: Frustrating deaths, controversy stir, no saves initially, high difficulty.

introduction

Returnal, out in 2021 from Housemarque, loops death and discovery. Covering parts before scoops and Woke Meter.

Story and Characters

Selene crashes on Atropos, unraveling personal horrors. Psychological twists. 20-30 hours. Intriguing lore, 8 out of 10.

Gamplay

Roguelike runs, bullet hell, upgrades. Punishing progression. Gameplay: 8 out of 10.

Graphics and Sound

Alien biomes, particle effects. Intense sound. Graphics and audio: 9 out of 10.

Woke Nonsense Factor

Returnal faced woke controversy over Selene as middle-aged female lead, seen as non-traditional and pandering. Backlash on appearance and DEI influences. Woke Meter: 50%—moderate progressive protagonist focus.

Final Verdict

Returnal cycles challenge with mystery. Frustration noted, but revelations reward. Rogue fans, crash land. NoobScoops, meter midway. 8/10 Scoops – A looping lemon loop with alien aches.